kennysboat:

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass



slapdancing:

poodlepunk:

both of my legs are asleep

Draw dicks on them


9,930 plays!

scibot9000:

a request from marksleftnutt turned into a fun little groove exercise



weedjoke420:

dwiref:

weedjoke420:

me: *is annoying*

No surprises there. All weed jokes are like that.

excuse me?


monetizeyourcat:

danny devito is almost perfectly symmetrical. one of the most beautiful sights in nature


Hannibal

↳ 2x11: Kō No Mono

"Occasionally, I drop a teacup to shatter on the floor. On purpose. I’m afraid I’m not satisfied when it doesn’t gather itself up again. Someday, perhaps, that cup will come together."


Every Minecraft youtuber ever

thats-so-ravenhill:

*Dubstep intro, animated pickaxes fly across the screen*
"Hey guys this is MinecraftGuy49Xx and this is episode 452 of Minecraft Hunger Games. Let’s get started! Ok so I got a wooden swo-OHMYGODTHERESAGUYWOAAAAAAHHHHHAHHHHH- Ok I killed him. So this is my spade named spady, he’s the one running joke so I have so you can tell me apart from the millions of other Minecraft LP-ers. Oh look I died, like and subscribe.”


(Source: yayitscaroline)