boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin



bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon


werewolf-queen:

EXCLUSIVE PANTS

werewolf-queen:

EXCLUSIVE PANTS


166,157 plays!

varysbueller:

I FUCKING FOUND IT


unclefather:

Snowflakes are a weird concept to me. What makes them that shape? Why do they just fall out of the sky shaped like that? Who is making them that shape? Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon


docmario:

precumming:

what

Yoshi is a fucking snitch and is about to be taken out

docmario:

precumming:

what

Yoshi is a fucking snitch and is about to be taken out


Typical school day

180mph:

Me: *bench presses the teacher*

Teacher: Put me down


punishedsnakes:

when ur friend makes great art

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